Video Games in 4 Words

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This is gonna be something completely different. It's the "describe something in <number> words" thingy and I thought I'd try my hand at it, and apply it to the one thing I like most. Video games. This is basically describing a game in the worst (or best) way possible in four words.

Let's get started.

Dark Souls
Always Rolling, Always Dying

Ace Combat Zero, 4, 5, and 6
Flight Simulators On Crack

Ace Combat Assault Horizon
Ace Combat On Crack

Ninja Gaiden 2
Don't Try Master Ninja

Ninja Gaiden 3
Master Ninja Is Easy

The Elder Scrolls Arena
Can't Exit First Dungeon

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Miss Your Enemy Simulator

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Shouting People Off Cliffs

Hyperdimension Neptunia
Video Game Console Waifus

Halo
Giant Rings Destroy Life

Call of Duty
Run, Shoot, Die, Repeat

Minecraft
Darkness Gives Panic Attacks

Freedom Planet
Not Sonic, I Swear

Shovel Knight
Badass Knight, Impractical Weapon

Salt and Sanctuary
Two Dimensional Dark Souls

Destiny
Continuous Weapon Nerfs Simulator

Gears of War
Chainsaws On Assault Rifles

Fallout
War Always Doesn't Change

Counter Strike
Trump Foreign Policy Simulator

Watch Dogs
Smartphones Hack Almost Anything

Assassin's Creed
We Have Eagle Obsessions

World of Warcraft
Too Many Damn Skills

Legend of Zelda
Finding Triangular Holy Cheeses

Sonic
Hedgehog Beats Up Scientist

Mario
Plumber Beats Up Turtles

Rainbow Six
No Actual Rainbows, Sorry

Yandere Simulator
Knaifus Always End Laifus

Titanfall
AoT Video Game Edition

Metal Gear Solid
Hiding Inside Cardboard Boxes

Garry's Mod
One Game, Many Games

Warship Gunner 2
Unrealistically-Equipped Super Battleships

STRIKERS 1945-I, 1945-II, 1999-III
Unrealistically Superpowered Fighter Planes

Super Smash Bros
Nintendo Mascots Death Arena

Metroid
Quest To Find Upgrades

Castlevania
Killing Dracula With Whips

Rhythm Games
Press Buttons When Told

"Choices Matter" Games
Choice Maybe Kinda Matter

Japanese RPGs
Grind For Level Ups

Pokemon
Large Creatures, Small Containers

Grand Theft Auto
Running Over Pedestrians Constantly

Undertale
Gonna Have Bad Time

Five Nights at Freddy's
Unnecessarily Loud Jumpscares Everywhere

Valiant Hearts
War Is Puzzle Games

99% of all mobile games
Will Eat Your Wallet
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MC-Gemstone's avatar
I need to do this!